God: Don't bug him.

Thing of it is... I'm Agnostic. It means that I don't know if there's a god or not. I don't put up with pressure by Atheists or religious people to join a side. As far as I'm concerned both sides are relying on faith; one side has faith God is real and the other has faith God isn't. Neither can prove anything but that which makes them believe as they do.

I went to Sunday school. As a teenager and throughout my life I've read many religious, mythological and philosophical texts; including the Bible, the Koran, Buddhist philosophy, etc.

I was talking about this with a neighbor the other day. She asked, finally what my religion is. She seemed so offended when I said I'm an Agnostic; as if it were a personal attack on her. "You're absolutely wrong!" she said. "God is real. I have faith and you can't make me believe otherwise." Whoa...

This is a common reaction from people with blockheads who don't listen. First of all, how can I be wrong if I say I don't know something? Secondly, I couldn't care less about anybody's religion, or lack thereof. I'm not trying to convert anybody to i-don't-knowness. Isn't it weird, the last thing she said to me was, "You Atheists think you know everything." Huh? Oh well, guess I won't be invited to her next barbecue. I was almost tempted to look around to see if there was a third person she was reacting too.

Anyway,  I took the open minded route and decided to put in a call to God. What do know?  He picked. God said, "Hey, you know, I'm kinda busy... holding the universe together and everything. So, whatever it is, just handle it."