Jokes

1. Wife : Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper ?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.



2. Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you?

Husband : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"