Why do people love cats and men love women?

A week ago my sister and I found a cat on the stairs. She looked nice and we thought she just lost and somebody is definitely looking for her. So we took her to our apartment and put a notice in the elevator saying “We found your cat. Come to apt #190 to pick her up.” Needless to say, nobody ever came. We didn’t plan to have a cat, because we rent a freshly renewed apartment my sister and a friend and I doubt apartment owners would be happy to find it out.

But anyway she stayed with us. She seemed to be so good and well behaved first, but as soon as she realized it is her new flat and we are not going to hurt her, she turned into LITTLE EVIL.

She terrorizes us. She is young and need to play, but her games are crazy. I have already have dozens of scratches from her on my hands. Every time I try to stroke her she starts biting me. Now my hands look like I’m a street fighter.

I tried to talk to her and explain her that such behavior is unacceptable for a good cat, but she does not care.

Though she is evil I still can’t throw her away. So why do we love cats? They are so selfish and prankish.

I guess are so much like women. EVIL only turns good when she is hungry and wants you to feed her. She makes this special and touching look…gives several quiet meuws….and rub against your feet.

She does it like any woman when she needs something from a man. She would even allow to kiss and hug her to get what she need. But as soon as cat gets food or anything, she does not care any longer and turn back into EVIL.

Being sweet is not her nature…she was born to catch mices, so don’t think she would turn into an ANGEL if you give her what she wants…or would feed her right.

You’re just her mouse and she plays with you. The more you would give, the more she would demand. That works both for cats and women.

But you would still do everything to please her to get this warm feeling when she looks with an ANGEL EYES waiting for her present. These are the moments you feel you are the master and she is just your small cat.

But both women and cats know the truth on who the real hunter is and who is just a prey.

 



We mean, but you still love us....meuw )))

 

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Really Nice Lesson Marina.. :)

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Well, not everyone likes cats and selfish women ;)

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By the nature we are. I believe some women just learn how to hide it. But cats are also great mothers that can fight for their kittens and die for them...so there is still positive side about being like a cat. Andrii, if you say not all women are like this make an example. proove it with facts )))

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That's true. Here's a hint about controlling cat behavior:
get a spray bottle and put water in it. when the cat does a behavior you don't want spray the cat immediately. One or two quick sprays usually does it. It must be at the point of the behavior though... not when you think they might do it or a few seconds after.

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That's a good advice. Thanks Kat, I would try it.

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